Valentine's Day is coming up and I haven't had a boyfriend in over two years. I'm pitiful. Can anyone help me?

Everywhere I look, I see people either holding hands or making out in the corner, hoping there are no teachers around looking for students that are doing what they're not supposed to be doing. "I" want to have to worry about if teachers are looking. "I" want to get a lunch detention for too many PDA warnings. "I" want to have that fluttery feeling in my stomach when I see my significant other smiling at me down the hall. And "I" want to be the girl that is sitting next to the phone, waiting for him to call. How can I get over myself? Multiple suggestions would be appreciated.