Are bran muffins for real or is it all an act?

LOL - oh sweetheart, bran muffins are all just a figment of your imagination. OK, I lied. They are real. However, they are not the end all that they are cracked up to be. In fact (Oh my God, can you believe the irony here?) they are kind of like religion. Some people think that they can't live without bran muffins. Others don't believe they do any good at all. Guess it is up to each individual if they want to eat bran muffins or not. I'm sure not going to try to stop anyone from eating bran muffins or wrestle them to the ground to take their bran muffin from them, but I don't partake of them in my daily diet. I might eat one from time to time but that doesn't make me a wrestling bran muffin eater. Ummmmm, they do give you energy for sports though...